Kliff

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘶𝘯. 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥.
#FERP #MVRP
MDNI but relatively sfw

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

⋆.ೃ࿔:･ 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.
𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲,
𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗲. ･:࿔˙ೃ⋆

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

" I'm not going to elaborate. It was hard enough to say the first time... "

Subtly, his cheeks are flushed red.

[Tobin(🥕) @JUBlLANTLAD]

"Whoa hey—"

Hand on Kliff's shoulder.

"Can we talk it out?
You know Im no good at thinking."

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

" Figure it out. "

He turns around.

[Tobin(🥕) @JUBlLANTLAD]

"Nah, I'd be a great husband."

Blinks.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

" You'd be the nightmare. I'm just fine. "

...

" But... Sometimes, I find solace in my nightmares. "

[Tobin(🥕) @JUBlLANTLAD]

"Pfft, more like nightmares.
You wouldn't make a good one either."

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

" In your dreams. "

[Tobin(🥕) @JUBlLANTLAD]

"You."

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

" Who? "

[Tobin(🥕) @JUBlLANTLAD]

I miss my wife. . .

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD So you'll never guess what i'm going to do next.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD [comically pulling another phone from his pocket]

hello is this 67

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD [audibly dialing exactly two numbers]

I absolutely would.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD I'm going to call 67 on you.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD It almost sounds like you *want* me to!
My patience wears quite thin.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD Not necessarily a matter of incompetence.
And last time, I had threw a spell at you right about now. That one was just a warning shot.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD Please, you're a danger to everybody around. Especially me.
Don't let this be a repeat of last time.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD Nothing's cold right now. I have Bolganone at the ready.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD I changed my mind. Shut up.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

@JUBlLANTLAD Keep talking and you'll find out, tree trunks.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

If 'hate' is what you would call it, then sure.

I'm just an avid connoisseur of this thing called 'peace and quiet.'

[Tobin(🥕) @JUBlLANTLAD]

So you hate me
You hate Tobin, your good pal.

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

Why would you say that?

[Tobin(🥕) @JUBlLANTLAD]

Wanna make it my 69th?

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

Why not 16th or 17th?

[Tobin(🥕) @JUBlLANTLAD]

You're my 13th reason

[Kliff @kliffisdiff]

Maybe next time.

[Tobin(🥕) @JUBlLANTLAD]

Just tell me to go k¡|| myself