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Amanda Klimek
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KC⚡️DC; Midwesterner turned Swamp Monster. Pitt alum. Statistician by trade. 🏳️🌈she/they ❤️💛CHIEFS
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Joined November 2008
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Story time, I grew up on @npr and so I pretty much grew up on @NPRinskeep. Except until I was about 22 (I’m 30 now) I thought he was a great journalist who went by Steveinsky. Like Madonna. Or Cher.
Since I know Griffin Maxwell Brooks searches their indirects now I just want them to know I owe them a huge therapy bill and would love to pay it over lunch in NYC
I can’t believe this is a real email from @Meta / @facebook. This set off all of my phishing alarms until I actually looked up the email domain and it was legit. I guess they are trying the literal route with #transparency now.
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@rebelbagel_ @washingtonpost @nytimes @Amtrak Yep same where I am, and there is a whole preteen who has to sit on her mom’s lap the entire time.
@washingtonpost @nytimes could you take a look at the absolute clown shoes that is @Amtrak tonight? They are saying it’s weather but there were technical issue, terrible communication, and I was on train 80 and our conductor just… left lol
@AmtrakNECAlerts @Amtrak Switch issues? Sure. Conductor abandoning the train? Sure! Weather? Have not heard a word about this until now.
@AmtrakNECAlerts Weather? Where on this line is there weather besides cold? This is the first time anyone has mentioned weather this entire night. I feel like @Amtrak is now trying to cover for the absolute clown shoes that has been Train 80 tonight.
@avant5 @susanbrownsac @SouthwestAir @Amtrak Nope, no unusual winter weather anywhere on this line (Carolinian). Also want to reiterate, our conductor LEFT. 😂
Hey so like all trains between Wilmington and Baltimore have been stuck for hours and @Amtrak is kind of just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Our conductor peaced out and they announced they don’t know when they’ll find a new one. Now they are supposedly moving us to a new train but we’ll see!
@Jdbdvsns1 @avant5 @susanbrownsac @SouthwestAir @Amtrak No, I’m at Baltimore. Every train between Wilmington and Baltimore has not moved for hours lol
@Dtrix157 @Amtrak Hello from Train 80. We have been stuck here in a dingy tunnel (I don’t think it’s at the station?) in Baltimore for 3 hours and our conductor peaced out and the last announcement over an hour ago said we don’t know when we’ll have another one 😂
@avant5 @susanbrownsac @SouthwestAir @Amtrak *laughs in currently spending the night on a stranded train that was supposed to take 4 hours because of switch problems and the conductor just peaced out and we don’t have another one*
@Itsjustayoyo @AmtrakNECAlerts They just updated and said that even if they fix the switch problem this train has no crew?!!?! @AmtrakNECAlerts @AmtrakAlerts @Amtrak why are you not updating on this train??? It makes me think something weird is going on…
@Itsjustayoyo @AmtrakNECAlerts Omg thank you and also wtf. Would be really cool if there was, like, an Amtrak Twitter account where they could report this stuff…
@AmtrakNECAlerts 80???????
@AmtrakNECAlerts Hey, 80 has been sitting here for an hour and a half waiting on a new conductor. No updates on 80 all night? We should have arrived in NYC 3 hours ago and we are still in Baltimore.
@AmtrakNECAlerts 80??? Why has it been missing from all these updates?
@AmtrakNECAlerts I haven’t seen any updates on 80 which is like horrifically delayed?
@GCOdysseus @omnivoyance Oh okay, so you’re the one of the leeches messing up the housing market. That tracks!
I enjoy my job and make good money too. Still doesn’t get me a house.
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