Kyle

I'm 24 and Jake Bradley is my hero

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn I accidentally followed you 8 years ago and now I think it's too late to unfollow

[Kyle @klitjens1]

My Twitter Family:
Parents: @rjoycey @bl0ssomhill
Spouse: @DsyMkn
Children: @rJoyceyy @metoffice

via https://t.co/TL2GFxVWRt

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[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn Oh man, this looks pretty great hahaha

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn Ok boomer

[Kyle @klitjens1]

18

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn No I'm not a sicko

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn Take this back. Pâté is nice

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DHLParcelUK please respond to DM about a parcel you have had at the local depot for two weeks

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn @LittleLostLad Hahah I need everything I can get to convince her

[Kyle @klitjens1]

Homemade pizza!

1. Chicken, bacon, goats cheese, w/garlic butter spread.
2. Spinach and brie w/ a camera that went crazy with some auto filter. https://t.co/dVdBBjD4Sl

[Kyle @klitjens1]

Asked for a pasta machine for Christmas. Now who's laughing

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn Now you're just making up words...

[Kyle @klitjens1]

I should probably be offended but at least I know where I'm meant to be today

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Know where your rally points are for tomorrow people! Lock and load!
#area51raid

[Kyle @klitjens1]

Schindler's lift

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn I'll hit you up next time we're organising one

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@DsyMkn I'm always looking for people other than Megan to bore with my board games!

[The Yogscast @yogscast]

COMPETITION ALERT!!

To celebrate the release of #Caveblazers on the #NintendoSwitch, we're giving away a brand spanking new Nintendo Switch PLUS a copy of the game for FREE!

To enter just retweet this post!

(Competition ends Tuesday 15th Jan)

[Kyle @klitjens1]

@metoffice So I can't call work off due to the apocalypse?