One of the greatest times Bill Hader played Stefon on SNL's Weekend Update, writer John Mulaney repeatedly added MTV's "Dan Cortese" in the cue cards without Hader knowing and it completely broke him 😂
Oh, so now the 5-story military complex/hidey-hole beneath the ballroom that presidents "have wanted for 100 years" is ALSO something people "have wanted for 100 years"...?
This gal from The Federalist on CNN says that three overboard incidents on a navy ship of 5,000 is not as big a deal as media is making it.
It’s not going well for her.
Gas pumps ask too many fucking questions nowadays. I just had to enter the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, the date I lost my virginity, and Shawon Dunston’s career batting just to get some unleaded. And, no, I don’t want to sign up for rewards or get a car wash either.
He hates himself.
But he has no self-awareness.
So he projects.
His cruelty is self-flagellation.
His vanity is self-contempt.
His narcissism is self-loathing.
HIs insults are self-owns.
His presidency is his pathology.
His symptoms are our nightmare.
That magical moment when you’re browsing the Sears catalog and stumble upon three motherfuckers planning a murder …
“Dude, these turtlenecks are great but first let’s silence Margaret permanently.”
Very proud of @RochEmanuel12 for finishing out an awesome high school career with a W in the @KSShrineBowl! He’s earned everything coming his way with a strong work ethic and I can’t wait to see the big things ahead for him at @NWBearcat_FB. #Win@PiratesPiperFB
Last month, 5th-grade students from Piper Creek Elementary sent me letters expressing their concern for Kansas’ long-term water quality and quantity. Today, I met with these students with Senator Carolyn McGinn to discuss how we’re securing Kansas’ water future.
What a moment for Gary Woodland ❤️
⛳️ In 2023, Woodland had brain surgery to remove a lesion pressing on his brain
⛳️ Earlier this year, he revealed he was diagnosed with PTSD about a year ago
⛳️ Today, he won the Texas Children's Houston Open for his first win since the 2019 U.S. Open
Amazing 👏
#Illini head coach Brad Underwood shouts out his hometown: McPherson, Kansas - in the Elite 8 preview press conference.
"An unbelievable little basketball community in Kansas."
Here's Coach on his long journey to getting to this point, saying he always worked for winners.
"It's been maybe a different path than most, but there's not one step of that I would give up."
(Video from NCAA)