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Hot and mess sold separately. #yyc

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I'd be lying if I said 30 second dance parties aren't the sole thing keeping my sanity in check.

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This thing still on?

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11/10 reading @colesprouse's tweets is the comedic novel that was never bound and printed to press.

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I fee like twitter is that friend I completely bailed on since I got into a relationship. #welp

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To get your Monday going

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This edc remix is so bombbb

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Ah fuck. I'm so happy guys. ❤️

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Traffic in the south is absolutely horrendous. 😑

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Random human: are those your real eyelashes they're so long!
Me: thanks it three days of unwashed mascara

#mylifebelike

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At someone's house: 'what do you want to drink we have soda, water, milk, juice...'
Me: *waiting for them to say something alcoholic*

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When you and the bff are in sync on every level.

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Chill feels.

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So I acquired approximately 7 minutes of sleep last night. How's everyone else doin'?

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Very aggressively wants to tap out of participating in Christmas this year.

[Kay @klmcfarfar]

I need a new hobby that isn't most times a person has consecutively watched all seven seasons of Gilmore Girls.

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@IXMXMXCI FUCK. YOU. FUCK. THIS.

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I'm breaking up with him.

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@IXMXMXCI omfg

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Hahah everyone at my work legit just taps out and leaves after 3. Eight hour work days? Not for the oil and gas life.