chloe

[chloe @kloalas]

@NatashaBevan9 I've just tweeted about this too! Unless they force them to recruit one of the remaining three against their will and then tell everybody it wouldn't work 🤣

[chloe @kloalas]

Unless they instruct the traitors to recruit 1 of those 3 against their will tonight & tell everybody else they're doing that this death match makes absolutely no sense & they know for a fact the other 3 are faithful because a Traitor couldn't play that game 🤔 #TheTraitorsUK

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

.@marksandspencer drink Aldi wine pass it on

[chloe @kloalas]

Where am I gonna post bullshit quotes now meta is down 😭😭😭

[chloe @kloalas]

@VeryHelpers I have sent you a DM already :)

[chloe @kloalas]

@VeryHelpers customer service this morning to replace faulty console insisted on return, made me re purchase over the phone and agreed to refund the price difference as I got the console Black Friday. I’ve had no email confirmation & account showing different console on its way!

[chloe @kloalas]

@VeryHelpers Thanks, please could you respond to the other part of my query regarding the difference refund and if that’s been processed? Thanks

[chloe @kloalas]

@VeryHelpers Done :)

[chloe @kloalas]

Why isn’t there a decent solution in place to provide you with reliable internet whilst you wait 976 years for broadband when you move

[chloe @kloalas]

Exposure therapy really knows how to make me feel ksbfkslghslngkskdnfjskff *cringe*

[chloe @kloalas]

Last school run of the year 🎉

[innocent drinks @innocent]

OUR EARLY SCORECARD:

12 points - Hannah Waddingham
10 - The Human Centipede
8 - Lens lick
7 - Giant fingernails
6 - Terminatrix
5 - Rocket man
4 - Muller corner
3 - Keytar solo
2 - Mel churning butter
1 - Minotaur hair

#Eurovision

[Nathalie Vincent @awlilnatty]

Ikea’s celebration of being the second-best place in a household, has to be one of the most original insights I’ve seen executed in years.

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Completely unrelated but might watch Human Centipede later.

#Eurovision

[𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔡𝔦𝔢 @ellodie_]

Happy #Eurovision Day ❤️

[innocent drinks @innocent]

NUTTERLY DISAPPOINTING NEWS
We're sad to say that our dairy free range will be leaving shelves in the next few weeks.

We know some of you really love our coconut, hazelnut and almond drinks, so we wanted to say a big thanks for buying them. We really appreciate all five of you.

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Why am I cackling at ITV2

[chloe @kloalas]

Worked all night when all I really wanted to do was blink and 5 hours would have gone by playing ACNH.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

“Carry on lads, let’s discuss Wolves defensive shape as if the video isn’t happening.”