Secretly the biggest rickorty bomb of a scene because they're too fucking casual suggesting to each other that a version of Morty has a real crush on Rick, right after Morty says Rick was just trying to make him jealous
they should have a tv show like who wants to be a millionaire except it's who wants to rape me. and you'll never guess what the winner gets to do in the end
the fact that Morty in canon is a kid who's known to have a weirdly close relationship with his grandpa who's always in his bedroom drunk, takes him somewhere alone at nights and Morty is SPECIFICALLY known to have issues with wetting himself and hypersexuality. where tf is CPS