Oliver Klosehoff

UMN Class of 78’. Row the boat. Ball knower. Charlie don’t surf. #rtb #skiumah #gogophers

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Thinking about Knies Cooley & Snuggerud

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Everyone welcome my good friend @JaredBody to Twitter #Chang

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Lindsay Clancy is an inconsiderate douchebag

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Get Kronwall up and moving @haitikronwall

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@ThanastyAkunmpo Every other person in Cleveland was at the Free Deshaun Watson protest

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They’re calling it the greatest Tuesday of all time

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#SendThePohladsToAbuGhraib

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Liz cheney. Helen of Troy.

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Tyreek Skubal on the dodgers? Rob Manfred will suffer seven eternities in the deepest part of hell #KillThePohlads

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Medved bringing real, positive progress within a year but Gophers MBB’s resident retard Nadine Babu will tell you Ben Johnson was worth keeping around #FlayBenJohnsonAlive

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Greg will pay for this #FalseStartJohnson

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This one’s for finchy #ModeloTime

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Can’t beat a Saturday at the ballpark #KillThePohlads

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@JasonStorm714 Wisconsin is too high

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Surely a penthouse in the crack stacks would be enough to get him to come to the Timberwolves

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BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.

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Mamdanis favorite mexican food is a modelo chelada. Miss it when Michael Corleone ran things. #MicheleTheMan

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35W is now the most dangerous place on earth

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BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

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Just in: Minnesota is sending Julius Randle and the No. 28 pick in the NBA Draft to the Brooklyn Nets in a three-team trade that sends Nic Claxton to the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN. The Timberwolves will acquire Brooklyn’s No. 33 pick for Randle and No. 28.

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@schleiften64741 Marcus “Schizophrenic” Schleiften

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@haitikronwall Release the #KronwallFiles

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Damn good day to be an American