Carlito

Chicago born.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

@john_j___ Same.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

@john_j___ Ha! I plan on it, almost flew up Friday but some lunch plans came up.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

Leave it to @DIRECTV to blackout ESPN and the corresponding channel to watch a baseball game.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

If Rasheed Wallace had as long of a leash as LeBron, he would have ended his career with like 8 technical fouls instead of 473

[Korked Bats @korkedbats]

Chiefs are on the clock, which is bad news considering Andy Reid is their head coach.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

😔 https://t.co/hspsOcTKxu

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Chris Sale becomes only 4th #RedSox pitcher in history to strike out at least 10 in 4 consecutive starts, and has a 0.72 ERA. ...

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

Current state of the @NBA: "And he thought he was fouled" could be said every single play.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

Hack-a-Shaq is more entertaining than whatever it is that James Harden does to get foul calls. @NBA

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

If there was an NBA equivalent of the Wonderlic test, the Thunder would be near bottom of league for scores.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

I'm a better free throw shooter than Andre Roberson... with my eyes closed.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

James Harden snapping his head every time he drives to the hoop will lead to CTE eventually. I think.

[Griff @Griffa11]

This was the greatest thing the @Reds have ever done😂

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

Water drainage is not a strong suit of Oklahoma.

[Chris Kresser @chriskresser]

Antibiotics, C-sections, poor diet, and autoimmune disease; what’s the connection? https://t.co/mncCE4TmW2

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

@Jake_Trotter Don't even need a coach. Just put them on TNT

[Jake Trotter @Jake_Trotter]

I’m not even sure Jordan and Pippen could handle the TNT Bulls…

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

When you can't rebound and your best player is 5 feet tall, you're gonna have a bad time.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

If you have serious issues containing Robin Lopez, you might be the worst number 1 seed.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

Gotta give Boston their respect. They may very well be the worst number 1 seed ever. Quite a feat.

[Carlito @klotzfitz]

@mrsmisto I love that so much.