thegreatkatsby

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

Wow, the bar for being a whore is so low.

[Myron Gaines @MyronGainesX]

If she has alot of tattoos she's a whore.

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

Every morning at 2:28 my Alexa beeps and I have no idea what this means or why it happens. 🙃

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

My Alexa beeps at 2:28 every morning and I have yet to figure out why.

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

Adulting is weird because you’re like ‘I know you just did a line in the bathroom, but can you tell me if this email sounds professional?’

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

* rearranging the dishwasher and obsessively cleaning the counter *

Me: I don’t know why I’m like this
K: how’s your dad?
M: I’m not sure..?
K: well there’s your answer

[maiden china 🍉 @chinaelevy]

Barbie was so inspiring. Now I’m going after my dream job

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

That lady who enjoyed having coffee in the morning with her husband

[jaelynn @jaej__]

i’m obviously NOT depression barbie bc my pride and prejudice choice is the 2005 Matthew Macfadyen version NOT the bbc version

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

@theeechase Look at target!

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

@JeffMich4L Come work in Raleigh w me

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

@JeffMich4L Proud of you

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

Sorry I asked someone else to give you my number because I was too scared to do it myself. That wasn’t very army and tattooed of me.

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

Honestly this is a flex and I can’t wait to have this life 🥹

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

@googlemaps stop. Changing. My. fucking. Route.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

When your man threatened to take your car and detail it. Like bro that is not the threat you think it is

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

Currently wondering: if the FBI questioned my family about me, would their response be ‘Oh she would never do something like that!’ or ‘Well.. do you have proof? Like, it’s a possibility but kind of unlikely.. though not out of the question.’

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

When your man threatens to take your car, clean it out, and detail it. Like oh no, please don’t do the one thing I’ve been wishing for years that someone would do.

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

The bartender just told another girl at the bar that she was so pretty and she looked like a mermaid. Like that’s the highest complement you can get. Bruh. I’ve never been so jealous.

[thegreatkatsby @klove_01]

Hey @googlemaps stop automatically switching my route to the ‘fastest’ route. I’ve had to readjust my route multiple times because you keep changing it. At least make a setting that we can turn off and on.