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ARHS ~Volleyball~ Bella & Michael❤️

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

Me: “What song do you know by the Black Eyed Peas?””
Kaelani: “I know ‘Hey there Delilah’” DEADDDD 😂

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

@the_moonshoes Shrek is love shrek is like

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

@bellaruse_ Do you think if you crack him open there would be yoke inside? Or a baby chick?

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

I just saw an old lady in the car next to me using a magnify glass to look at her phone... DEAD 😂

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

The middle schoolers call me daddy, I’m a proud daddy... Happy Father’s Day to all you dads! Keep up the lame but fun jokes 👍🏼🤙🏼

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

Jojo: Michael looks like Aladdin 😂😂

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

@the_moonshoes I love you Gibs 😂

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

Me: “Kaelani forgot her sweatshirt and had to run back to get it for the atv tour yesterday”
Kaelani: “I didn’t forget it you! You forgot to pack it!!”
Travis: “I didn’t realize it was her responsibility to wipe your ass”
THANK YOU TRAVIS!! EXACTLY! 😂

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

Me: *wakes Kaelani up* “so I have the breakfast menu, I thought we could check it out and order something off of it, what do you want?”
Kaelani: “😠I had a dream I was infertile” *falls back asleep*
Gotta love sleepy Kaelani 😂

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

@bellaruse_ High key disappointed because I thought we were supposed to do it again in 8th grade & have husbands.... BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED!

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

A conversation with one of my students:
Me: “Are you and Camila still married?”
Matthew: “Kind of😅”
Marriage is complicated, especially in preschool 😂

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

“If you’re gonna be a turd, go lay down in the front yard” -Lisa 😂😂😂 Gotta love work

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

I love to run up the stairs and hear the wind blow through my hoop earrings

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

Me: “The guy asked if I wanted lemon flavored beer”
Michael: “what guy???”
Me: “The guy who was checking me out”
Michael: “ALRIGHT LETS GO IM GETTING HIM”
Me: “WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT, I MEANT LIKE REGISTER CHECK OUT!” 😂

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

Michael: *puts sweatshirt on*
My mom: “Michael are you cold?”
Michael: “No, it’s just when I bite on the green beans it squeaks and it gives me the chills” 😂😂😂

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

Just gotta let them know that I’m all good because Jesus covered me when he died on that cross. You know what I’m talking about y’all?

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

@KaelaniRae Bye. I’m bringing a new friend.

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

“Chloe we are gonna be in Mexico together soon, and I am literally going to sell you” -Kaelani @KaelaniRae

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

@bellaruse_ I LITERALLY LOOK LIKE A DUCK

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

Baby I'm worth it

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

@highflyingace1 🤔🧐🤨😒🙄

[daddysaurus @klowee_9]

I have resurrected from the dead y’all