Kloz

Life-affirming, inspirational quotations set my loins afire

[Kloz @Kloztridium]

Please please please tell me that @missjudygreer gets to say SAY GOODBYE TO THESE, MICHAEL in the new Halloween movie.

[Kloz @Kloztridium]

@Metra Tell us again about your ramped up cleaning protocols for #COVID19... because this air duct hadn't been cleaned since 1997. #fail #MDNorth

[Kloz @Kloztridium]

From the company that brought you Mommy's Magical Neck Massager®

[Kloz @Kloztridium]

@GonzoFrankD @NateSilver538 I think the reason is called "Republicans"

[Kloz @Kloztridium]

The sexiest a person can be is knowing the difference between "awww" and "awe."

[The Arts of Life @artsoflife]

Don't forget to check out our online exhibition PLATINUM through July 31st! There are prints available through our partnership with Document Gallery in Chicago.

https://t.co/glNZeNDtH2

[The Arts of Life @artsoflife]

New Membership Program what-what?! We are thrilled to launch a program that has been many months in the making! With three membership levels, for as little as $10/mo, we hope to draw the annual support of all you friends, rockstars, champions alike. https://t.co/LqpjQrRJeb

[The Arts of Life @artsoflife]

#tbt 🤭
Jean Wilson
‘Venus Fly Trap’
2014
Acrylic on butcher paper
36”x24”
.
#JeanWilson #ArtsOfLife #VenusFlyTrap #Fly @ Chicago, Illinois https://t.co/Bo4N4lM1EA

[Kloz @Kloztridium]

Just go around, Rhonda. Around. Under the little thing there. Just lift the yellow!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

If you want your beans without a side of racism, try other brands. I am.

[Kloz @Kloztridium]

Things are getting spicy on #Nextdoor

[Kloz @Kloztridium]

Just leaving this truth here

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"So, what can we expect from this year’s National Dog Show? Our model is clear: the Bichon Frise is definitely going to win. Unless it doesn’t. But it’s definitely going to win."
https://t.co/e0N3FouMkR

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

The magician Ricky Jay has died. Revisit Mark Singer's 1993 Profile of the legendary sleight-of-hand artist, who preferred to live in the mysterious world of eccentric entertainers rather than headline in Las Vegas. https://t.co/P5BNfaXYuU

[Kloz @Kloztridium]

.@Metra thanks for taking fares from consumers who had to wait 20 mins for the 5:58 to depart Union on a Friday night. You owe me a drink.

[Jessie 🦇 @NicCageMatch]

TFW you are a kitten but also you wear corpse paint

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

Best quick composite I could sketch of the "Turtleneck Bandit" who stole my canoe and my BMX trophy. #BeOnTheLookout