Kate Piacentino

"I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life." -F. Scott Fitzgerald

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

Um, there’s half an avocado pit in my guac... Chipotle, why you gotta is play me like that? @ChipotleTweets

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

Brussels sprouts, @SharkWeek , and @chrissyteigen’s #Cravings book.... it’s a good night!

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

@ChipotleTweets You don’t deliver to my house, but you’ll deliver to Area 51??

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

@chrissyteigen when you have been dying for both of #cravings cookbooks but you’re trying to be financially responsible #Ijustwanttocooklikechrissy

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

@BearGrylls is absolutely crazy on #BearVsShark but I can’t seem to look away #sharkweek

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

@SharkWeek is here and nothing else matters right now #SharkWeek2018 #waitedallyear

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

I’m rewatching @Stranger_Things and I aspire to be half as dedicated a mom as Joyce Byers.

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

Dear @TalentiGelato I sincerely miss your Key Lime Pie gelato and mourn the fact that you took it off the market- please please please bring it back or ship the rest of your containers to me ASAP 🙏🏼

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

Official petition for @netflix to put The Fresh Prince on ASAP #needsomewillsmith #freshprince

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

How do you get to be one of the “non-actors” in the Chevy commercials? Is it just a right place, right time thing? Asking for a friend. @chevrolet #chevycommercials #casual

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

While watching male whales try to drown each other for the chance just to be near the female whale on a nature documentary, I wonder why no one worked that hard to be in my presence when I was single. #justsaying

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

I could literally watch @BBC documentaries for the rest of my life and it would be ok.

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

Dear @taylorswift13 I’m way more upset about losing free tickets to your concert this summer than I think I’m willing to let on 🙃🙃🙃 #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo #reputation

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

@ChipotleTweets You just get me. #victoryburrito

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

Chipotle understands me. https://t.co/wEaBzjqEdX

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

@klpagan Chipotle is not a problem at all. He needs to support you. -AC

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

@piatz1019 @ChipotleTweets PLEASE @ChipotleTweets help a sister out #queso4Kate

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

SOS @ChipotleTweets my husband doesn’t understand my basic needs @piatz1019 #burritos4life

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

@klpagan @piatz1019

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

"What right do we have to speak at all? My answer is simple. Literature is self-validating." #LURUSH #crushedit

[Kate Piacentino @klpagan]

The ending of "Shalimar the Clown" made me want to scream. #LURUSH #whathappenednext