Kristen Swanson

(IG: kris10sonswan ) Dog Mother. Wine lover. Sun chaser. 💕

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

Hey @Andy,
Next season: More Tilly, Less Stracke. #RHOBH

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

Let’s be real, we all know if Sandoval and @itsjameskennedy were to fight, James is the clear winner. I mean, how does a worm fight without arms anyways? #PutMeInTimeOut 😂 🐛 #VanderpumpRules

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

If you aren’t down with @itsjameskennedy this season are you really a VPR or Bravo fan? This man’s one liners are gold. I cannot wait to see him call these scum bags “poo-poo heads” and send himself to time out. 😂😅 #VPR

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

@BravoWWHL I totally see now what is happening. Schwartz is identifying as a Labrador Retriever and Sandoval is identifying as his owner. I never understood the loyalty before, but now it makes perfect sense.

Thanks for clearing that up, @twschwa . 👍🏻😂🤡

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

And in this moment Rachel thought Ariana meant she should run straight into Tom’s 🍆 and FaceTime nakey videos. 😂🤡
#VanderpumpRules

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

Dear @Andy ,

Please give the fans what they want and bring @lala_kent @MusicKillsKate and @itsjameskennedy to come do a roast of Tom and Rachel on #WWHL.

If you give them nothing else ever, they have earned this.
😂👍🏻 #BigFacts
#WhoTheFuckIsRachel

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

2 questions:
1. Did @RaquelLeviss decide being a nice person was boring and being a villain was more fun?
2. Will @TomSandoval1 give Lala any sort of apology for the horrible things he’s said about her that he just allowed in his life?

🤡

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

As a fan of both @MTVDevinWalker and Tori Deal from their very first seasons, is everyone now on the same page with me?! Did y’all see that season and that final?! The only thing they weren’t 100% good at was eating an amount of pasta meant to feed an army. #TheChallenge38

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

I understand Aneesa is a respected competitor and what not in years past on @TheChallenge but at some point she needs to stop being brought back if she isn’t going to train to be on this show. It’s super competitive now and it’s boring to watch her run out of gas.

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

Messy Fessy wishes he was Horacio. Big facts. This kid came to play. @TheChallenge

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

@erikajayne is gonna be fighting for her life out there next season with Rinna gone. Thankfully momma didn’t raise no bitch with that one. 😅😂 #RHOBH

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

New Year, same resolution. 👏🏻😂 https://t.co/k2yvKNkkss

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

@MTVsChallenges @moriahjadea @NurysKMateo @oliviakaiserxo Easiest 3 recasts they’ve ever had on The Challenge. They are just like Kaycee. Came in as rookies, kept a smile on their face, didn’t make too many waves, are all smoke shows, and most importantly were badass at the challenges and made their name heard. 👍🏻

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄

This year I can share that I’m going to be an auntie to a NEPHEW!! 💙

I hope you all have a fabulous holiday season. Be safe! https://t.co/Pmh8e8CTLe

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

Another Christmas still being afraid of billions. 🤣 https://t.co/sgNfRQscVy

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

Crazy this will be my 7th Christmas with my favorite girl. 💕 https://t.co/Df6zmELvDF

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

👸 https://t.co/PBO3gV4hga

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And lead us not into temptation …

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

Watching #BuyingBeverlyHills and it’s wild just how much @alexiaumansky sounds like her mom when she’s speaking. I swear I can hear Kyle so clearly! Anyone else?

[Kristen Swanson @kls413]

So excited for Midnights and listening to our girl, @taylorswift13 with my girls on the rooftop. 😍🍸 🎶 So soon! Where are y’all planning to listen from? #MidnightsTaylorSwift