Kristi Thomas

Native Texan. Maroon-blooded Aggie. Teach at a middle school in CFISD. I like fun things and funny people. I get tired of people telling me how young I look.

[Kristi Thomas @klt10415]

@MassageHeights I need help cancelling my membership. My location closed months ago. How can I cancel?

[Kristi Thomas @klt10415]

Ok, I KNOW you might be tired of seeing these, but--hear me out...I'm starting a whole new chapter of my teaching life in a few weeks - I could use all the help you are willing to give...in any way possible. #clearthelist
It's worth a shot!

Thanks in advance!

[Kristi Thomas @klt10415]

@jennleigh12 @qcait @HoustonNoLimits @Chumbleslode https://t.co/J5tfBQIkTi

[Kristi Thomas @klt10415]

@lsandj2 @ClassrmChuckles @sleary @crashsadat559 @CarsonDaly @bryanwgray @floyuniei @lipodrine @MsBraun_AMS @GarrettMandi @acltv @avalonbyamile @Hipposhank @colinnelson5 @GreatSandwiches @2birds1blog https://t.co/sFgtJChoa6

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

So excited for Monday’s “MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR!” See you on the red carpet, @AndersonCooper! #TheFakies

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

“Absolutely not. You heard that wind. I’m staying here.
I’ll sh*t tomorrow.”

[Kristi Thomas @klt10415]

@alroker @JennaBushHager https://t.co/cV0A3dxeH8

[PHLObserver @phlobserver]

@JennaBushHager - There is not a Texas flag emoji. You are right.

[Tiffany Taylor @_tiffanytaylor]

Me ready to watch alllllll the people who hated on #LookWhatYouMadeMeDo bop to #ReadyForIt

[Seth Payne @SethCPayne]

One positive from that Astros loss: the adult love child of Bob Saget and Jon Hamm can afford good seats at Fenway.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Country star calls death of newborn daughter "heart-wrenching" http://t.co/dNbXoD8Mql

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Tall white guy pretends to be drafted by Utah Jazz. Goes out in New York City. Simply incredible: http://t.co/xiQylfOzLS

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

People who are going to be very disappointed when they get to Canada http://t.co/cgougimLsq

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

The closing paragraph in the Supreme Court’s marriage ruling is beautiful http://t.co/3hQFIn1VR9

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

#voicesave Austin!!!! Retweet this please!!!! Hurry!!!

[Kristi Thomas @klt10415]

Nobody "wins" when a life is lost. However, after watching the trial rather religiously from the start, I think the justice system worked.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Wicked awesome end to a rough week.

[Mike Henneke @ihenpecked]

From Watertown police scanner: "Truly Boston's finest." A moment later "I second that." As well they should.

[Bob ن @BobHicks_]

Needed Negotiators: Boondock Saints.

[Kristi Thomas @klt10415]

#rodeohouston square toe for women. Wide square for men

[Kristi Thomas @klt10415]

Arian Foster Paid Tribute To Chuck Pagano After Scoring http://t.co/6oko2voy via @BuzzFeedSports