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weird about beverages he/him

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went to a small get-together last night and the host offered me "hop water" knowing I don't really drink. I got about 1/4 through before I had to tap out. humans were not meant to get this far. Save us, lord meteor.

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diet has mostly been that of a midcentury scandinavian infantryman, just graham crackers and tinned fish.

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@Predamame also a surprise full-frontal Kenny Moore!

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scared about moving to Minneapolis because I feel like I've finally got Fargo wired (every Indian restaurant in town has my order saved)

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"what is the ocean but a multitude of drops?"

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@antiquenemesis me scrolling furiously to find that incriminating pic of you two together

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bagel chips

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the ending of The Umbrellas of Cherbourg:

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eating carrots and hummus

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giedi images

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Rylee has been out of town for a few days and the novelty has completely worn off of "I will eat something SO stupid" that I'm actually eating somewhat responsibly now.

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I swear my cats stole $20 from me

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my favorite thing about getting paid once a month is that all of my spending for 30 days is done in like 7 minutes

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everyone should be allowed to make bad art as long as it has something to say

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Have been a pretty devoted listener to NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour for well over a decade and always appreciate their perspective but recent episodes on Saltburn and True Detective S4 have me shaking my head like a dog fresh out of the lake

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marriage is great, my life is immeasurably better blah blah blah it's now a crime in my house to eat room temperature pizza

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to beef air

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wondering if I would have had a better time in my 20s if I pirated movies and consumed alcoholic beverages.

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Linus of the Day

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go to a nice restaurant, order the duck.