Kellen Patkotak

the legend of Hoosh

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

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[Kellen Patkotak @klup_one]

@SealClubber669 She wants her dress back Laurelday now?

[Jim Ross @JRsBBQ]

A Priest gave my wife Jan her last rites tonight. My little Angel is gone. 🙏🙏

[Alaska's News Source @AKNewsNow]

Mt. McKinley officially renamed Denali before Presidential visit http://t.co/Sp0LfjTvdE

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Pursue your dreams. You never know how far you'll go unless you start. #nationaldayofencouragement

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It be real funny if someone personalized a #shareacoke with #Pepsi on it.#intheyear2000

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Going to take a photocopy selfie at work tomorrow just to see what it looks like. #hashbrownselfie

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I woke up real early this morning, at work I got a cup of water, and put creamer and sugar in it. Was wondering how come it wasn't hot.

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I drank a #Pepsi an hour before my very first dunk in high school. #randomfactoftheday

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I wonder who was the first person to bring their phone to the bathroom and decided, 'I should take a picture of the mirror.'

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I got a one-day weekend, and for one day I get to cover a shift on Saturday. #floaterforaday #overtime #righton

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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. #john1513 #MemorialDay #wesaluteallwhopaidtheultimateprice

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Lord Jesus, May You carry the rest of this day, and may You bring peace and comfort to those that need You. Amen.

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It looks like another long day of waiting for OC folks. #imgladimworking #iknowhowtoplaythewaitinggame #

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Today, I found myself telling people that two of my cousins run the Top Of The World Hotel. #theyareamazingpeople #theyfacechallengesheadon

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I wonder if anyone ever tried using a #gopro at a movie theater when a new movie comes out? #thatbecool

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NBA Commissioner Adam Silver got a louder ovation than KD did. #KiaMVP #okcthunder #laclippers #thatwasfunny