I’m too afraid to try making friends with people who know my partners and other friends so I just stare at comment boxes trying to make myself do it and then leave the web page
if you have the hairline of a hair loss spray commercial, a literal hipster hat, and look like the unib**ber maybe you have no room to criticize my brands shirts?
bought a second plain coffee
With breakfast latte so I could pour a packet of breakfast essentials in it because I’m what the kids call vitamin deficient and since I’m depressed and grieving I’m not eating properly, fuckin mint
on a scale from 1-10 thinking about accidentally telling someone you wanna makeout with them is 10 in bad ideas cause more you think about it more likely you are to accidentally vocalize it to their face and then you’ll have to figure out a way to avoid them
we love being rejected for a job you were super excited about that was basically ideal before even making it to the interview process or speaking with the people in charge