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[lexi @elextra__]

strip clubs should have open pole night like how bars have open mic night

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

hi, it’s me, your next door neighbor. you might think I’m setting a lot of fireworks off tonight, but don’t worry, I have plenty saved for the next two to three weeks as well

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Have motion

[s3u futuro ex 🏹 @s3ufuturoex]

O gato da minha amiga foi pra o veterinário e voltou sem as calças

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[goddess @deucegoddess]

no sincaraz final during pride month is homophobic if you think about it

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

this is what it feels like to wear a hat when you don’t normally wear a hat

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Slow sex needs a tight pussy, You can't Walk Slowly in Afghanistan

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

put yourself in my crocs your honor

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Now make him take 3 percs then get behind the wheel

[Summer's Eye @HellsBitchen_]

He's at the hotel with his little Asian fishhead wife. Send in his boss with the cannons

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[Zain @ItzzZain10]

Sinner since this has beaten him indoors, outdoors, IW slower conditions, Miami faster conditions, slow clay and altitude clay.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

270lb guy who doordashes fast food twice a day: seed oils have made us so unhealthy