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A man passed by 31,469 in a Marathon @[email protected]; private to avoid bots

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He also possesses a self-deprecating Twitter account that is infinitely more entertaining than his discography. He knows his music is a weapon, and he isn't afraid to use it against his own ego.

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I never knew @JamesBlunt was the hero we didn't deserve
According to the AI

He wrote a song about seeing an ex on the undergound that was played so relentlessly in 2005 it was classified as a psychological hazard under international law.

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To his credit, he prevented World War III by refusing an order to attack Russian troops at Pristina Airport in 1999.

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@HWehn5271 - I'm sure other people will tell you about it - https://t.co/I8TSiDaGxr - it all ended in Anglo-German harmony

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@VictoriaCoren Some people never change. You emerged fully formed probably around the age of 15. https://t.co/kWr1zKgW7T

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@keith5666 VM don't answer the phones and this is hardly a realistic compensation. Please don't add to misinformation

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@RevRichardColes I think it's related to jus exclusivae https://t.co/0NCWtey3kT certain Catholic monarchs had the right to veto papal appointments. The sumptuary laws of the papal state gave a carve out to those Monarchs wives

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@Baddiel And yet Bob Mortimer's It's a kind of magic act is attacking Magicians https://t.co/lPHuy3fVdd but they can take it.

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@MartinSLewis Why not stick a levy on "streaming video" providers?

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@FeCoNi_science @Dazinold @theAliceRoberts Cue Russell's teapot https://t.co/Zq3DVCq9o6

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@Dazinold @FeCoNi_science @theAliceRoberts This is more of a philosophical question. What happened before we could observe something. If science did observe it - then the question just gets reset. What happened before we observed the thing we didn't before

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@AlexHorne I know you love perverse units can I offer you the Starship Super Heavy booster unit, standing 70.7m (232 feet) tall. At 2.03 m tall, Taskmaster is 28.71micro starships tall and that's even more impressive.

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@andylevy I know and share your love of calibre. Have you looked at https://t.co/BitpdQeOr6 it can create listenable podcasts from a pdf document

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@LouiseLearJones @geoff19542 @rosBIGWRITING Story of my life

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@geoff19542 @LouiseLearJones @rosBIGWRITING Apropos the rule follower/breaker question.
1 Tie not done up.
2 Shirt tail out.

Not acceptable in a school with high standards and expectations for their learners

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@LouiseLearJones @Boris_1762 @rosBIGWRITING At my school, the punishment was to wear the school cap while in school until hair length is acceptable

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@rosBIGWRITING I told him it was unacceptable behaviour. I checked him out and he showed me a broken wrist as an explanation. His tie was done up and shirt tail tucked in. I told him that I wouldn't take it further because he was following other school rules and to be more respectful of school

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@rosBIGWRITING I work in a school and I'd advise the young man to tuck in his shirt tail and do up his tie properly. Make sure he does that before speaking to staff. Without knowing all facts, the consequence seems extreme. A boy in my school kicked a door open right in front of me.

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@jack_goulder @gdnlongread Hi @jack_goulder I work in School IT and I saw how you lamented how hard it was to observe a patient in School. Could you use CCTV to capture behaviour in classrooms. You would need the support of the school, and GDPR consent from parent of other children, Seems possible in 2024

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@dailybeanspod I'm surprised that patriot, Steve Bannon wasn't considered for the new Trump role. Please can you tell us why he didn't get the gig?