Kristin

my mom says I’m pretty in real life

[Kristin @klynn705]

I am who I am. I don’t know why I am the way that I am, I just am

[Kristin @klynn705]

Who told Spotify to personally attack us with their daylist titles? I’m mean, I’m here for it, just wondering who decided this level of abuse was what society actually wanted

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I can’t think of a more iconic, smart and beautiful person to not impress all that much. Thank you for an amazing night, @ShaniaTwain ❤️

[Kristin @klynn705]

I’ve watched the dance scene from Wednesday atleast 10x

[Kristin @klynn705]

For perfectly timed phone calls with your father, call while the cowboys game is on commercial, 1min tops

[Kristin @klynn705]

Only 1 Fanny pack allowed per friend group

[Kristin @klynn705]

I had a $10 off coupon so I spent $300

[Kristin @klynn705]

My mental list of things to do is where chores go to die

[Kristin @klynn705]

If anyone knows any hackers let me know, I’d pay big money for someone to hack the person that hacked me, fuckers

[the gn general @rickwitheruler]

They sell gas on shein???

[Kristin @klynn705]

Compliments are nice but when someone tries to find my exact bag so they can buy it too, hits me right in the heart

[Kristin @klynn705]

Why does Parmesan cheese make everything better

[Kristin @klynn705]

Buying myself whatever I want to compensate for the presents I won’t be getting from my non-existent sigfig other

[Kristin @klynn705]

You ever butcher the spelling of a word so badly your phone can’t even autocorrect it? And then you’re like how tf did I make it out of hs

[Kristin @klynn705]

Absolutely appalled by that meme going around about people that don’t separate their laundry

[Kristin @klynn705]

My dad was worried I haven’t been eating enough so today he dropped off 3 meals to my apartment while I was at work 🥺

[Kristin @klynn705]

I want to go home early on Sunday and just have a Halloween town movie marathon

[Kristin @klynn705]

I get home from work too late to text my dad and idk how to fix my WiFi 😣

[Kristin @klynn705]

You ever like, quadruple text your best friend without even realizing it, and then you’re like, 🤷🏼‍♀️ well maybe you should have answered me by now so it didn’t have to come to this

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Due to completely unforeseeable circumstances, i am now paying for the consequences of my own actions