a sleepy girl ✨

🛸 Has Tipsy by J-Kwon on every playlist. Actor/Director/Lipsync Assassin (She/Her)

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

Some of y’all need to sage your damn attitude

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

I bet Buddy the Elf cums 100% pure maple syrup

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

Rupaul’s Drag Race is slowly turning into Saw

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

Just another day of me watching people on the internet buy shit that they don’t need in an attempt to curb my urge to buy shit that I don’t need

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

Not my dentist office playing “I’m Blue” like we’re at a basement rave

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

Whoever thought this scene was a good idea is seriously disturbed 💅🏻

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

My double chin is out of control

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

NOTHING gives me more confidence than being complimented by 9 year old girls

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

I had to record an embarrassing story for a commercial audition & told a story about how I had to pee in traffic, so I peed in my thermos 🤷🏼‍♀️ So, I got a callback. Exciting! I finally find out the product the commercial is for.

A portable female urinal
I’m not making this up

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

I just saw someone refer to Nashville as “Wakanda for white women” and I’ll be thinking about this for the rest of my life

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

It is October and I still have underboob sweat. This is unnatural

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

Hard pass. What I do in my sleep is not my business

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

At the Chargers game yesterday, I saw a Raider’s fan chug an ENTIRE bottle of red wine while waiting in line.

RED WINE. IN THIS GODFORSAKEN HEAT.

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

How about instead of telling women what to do with their bodies, we just
convince Nick Cannon to get a vasectomy?

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

I was one of those punk kids who found superiority in liking things that other people didn’t.

That being said, I find Harry Styles attractive and it feels like a moral dilemma

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

Went to a cat’s birthday pawty last night, in case anyone was curious what being over 30 in LA is like

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

@Huntercanedy This is my new favorite thing

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

No spoilers, but I want more lipsyncs like that

#DragRaceAllStars7 #LegendaryLegends

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

I finally watched Paddington last night for the sole purpose of being able to watch Paddington 2. 5 out of 5 ⭐️, I highly recommend it if you want to cry over an animated bear and honestly, who doesn’t

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

“I’ve had cheeseburgers for every meal today and I’m drunk. Let me sleep”- Quotes from Palm Springs

[a sleepy girl ✨ @klynnjohnson08]

“Even in third world countries, they have lights in their pools, this is insane”- Quotes from Palm Springs