@ChipotleTweets My back’s embarrassingly big for this one but idc:
I’ll never order ahead again on your app in my LIFE
I didn’t touch this after opening and I can see the bottom of the bowl.
Should have opened it in the store, weighed about as much as a bag of chips.
Disgraceful
This thanksgiving it’s time to pretend that being trapped in this nightmare prison of sentience, toil, pain and fear is something to celebrate. Be thankful this life is short and that eternal black nothingness comes soon for us all, for until then we are but slaves
Enjoy arbys
I'm not even a Bills fan but the NFL overtime rules are so fucking stupid. Just win because you won a coin toss. Might as well just play rock, paper, scissors for it.
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