Katie McCann

you cant sit with us

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

remember when we hung a piñata with a phone charger #Freund

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

When your mom hits your car and then texts you saying "sorry it was dark" #suezforthewin

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

"Remember when you couldn't be on the phone and the Internet at the same time?" #aol @MMase015

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

Just was concerned the gun emoji wasn't on my recent page. There's something wrong with me

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

Sue hands her ID to the bouncer and goes "I'm 105 years old". I love her more everyday

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

Amen

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

Thanks to all who showed up last night. This sums it up

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

"Do we need batteries" - sue.
Do those still exist??

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

Vacation update: made it past the six hours I spent in Cabo. #victory

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

Nutshell of how sue texts

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

Hbd to this assface. Ya look good kid @bailsberg

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

Send help

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

You know you're a blarney regular when you call and ask for your credit card, and tell them to keep in there until tonight.

[Katie McCann @kmac2378]

Noltz's "daycare" was Dunkin doughnuts As a child. Her mom legit dropped her off and left her there.