Kelsey MacKinnon

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

Late night cries because you forget what food tasted like before your tongue went numb #month11

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

Today my father realized that I have glasses. Only took him 3 years to notice..

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

I'm not a jealous person and somehow that's starting to become a big issue.

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

My biggest struggle in life these days is that McDonald's didn't give me a straw with my meal #fatandhappy

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

It's 4am and I'm already over this day #workworkworkworkwork

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

"I am job" #metryingtogetajob

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

Quote of the day: I'm an asshole. #sorrynotsorry

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

2016: Trump won't win.

2017: President Trump can't do that, can he?

2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

#DescribeYourLifeInAPicture

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

I'm not emotionally ready to see the budweiser superbowl commercial

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

Just once I want to set my coffee cup on the roof of my car and remember it's there before driving away. #badmemory #coffeeallovermycar

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

#BellLetsTalk

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

My ability to talk in my sleep at strange peoples houses never fails... #wellthisisawkward

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

Seriously regretting not charging my phone last night #nopower

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

I have got to stop replying to texts in my sleep! #theymakenosense

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

Apparently Friday the 13th brings me nothing but luck!

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

You could pour acid on my tongue and I'd be able to drink it like water #notaste

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

Dear people, yes I am aware I currently have a lisp. Please stop pointing it out! #overit

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

There is literally Christmas movies on TV this morning #waytoosoon

[Kelsey MacKinnon @kmackinnon01]

My dog got a bigger Halloween treat haul than I did.. #trickortreatingdogs