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CRNA, former trauma/gen surg ICU RN, doggo mom x3, mozzarella sticks fo lyfe

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It’s been interesting to watch the shift in my relationship with my dad now that my mom is in a home and he doesn’t have to be a full time caregiver

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@Q2turnQueen As you should! And don’t feel guilty! I felt guilty working the second time around, like I should be spending those days with my first born prior to upending her life

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Reasons I’ll be late these days: my toddler, who is not potty trained, will demand to use the potty so she can play with bubbles and never be done 🫠🫠

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Things I wasn’t expecting when sending my child to the cheap daycare: she can say amarillo, along with all the other Spanish colors correctly and with confidence at 2.5 yo

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@crabby30somthng I kinda take this as everyone is a baffoon so she can’t sit down/rest, but also did two c/s while in labor, went home, showered, came back and pushed a baby out 6 hours later; speeches be nothing, and the privilege of being able to sit out the last few weeks of pregnancy!!!

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4 am PPA thoughts:
My baby is trying to sleep through the night, but I just pumped, what if she wakes up? Will I have enough milk? Will she feed every fucking hour tomorrow in response to 10 hours of no food? Am I making enough milk? Is that why she’s hungry all the time? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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@Q2turnQueen My toddler gets a lot of joy out of going to wake baby up with me, and we do movie and milk in the morning, she has her milk and a snack and chooses said movie or show, while I feed the baby and have a snack and coffee, lets us ease into the day

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Me: trying to settle the FOMO baby with the hiccups who won’t stop whimpering
My 85 pound dog: would you prefer I lick my crotch with gusto, demand to go out complete with pittie stomps and whines, or put all of my weight on my front paws on your thighs?! All 3? Got it!

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I was not prepared for how little control toddlers have/care to have over their limbs

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The vet: your dog seems depressed
Me: well yea she’s 13, you keep making me shove meds down her throat and she has a toddler and a newborn she didn’t ask for; she wants the sweet release of death, not another staycation in your cage

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I’m more like Friday Jesus than Sunday Jesus, trying to navigate parenting a spirited toddler and feeding a newborn every 1-2 hours 💀

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You do not get to complain in the Starbucks line when you order 4 Frappuccinos before 0630; you’re the problem.

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Ppl be all 2016 this and that but no one is acknowledging that my venti iced coffee only cost like $3 then and now sets me back over $5

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In the year 2026 we should not be paying at the drive thru pharmacy with COINS, like that’s bad juju on your heart failure Debra

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Sometimes I make myself 8 am appointments across town and literally no pressure of working in healthcare is as bad as rush hour traffic

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My toddler is WIDE OPEN, and then I watch all the videos about how wild second borns are; and like why is one supposed to do with two wild girls? Can she get wilder? Like my brother was the better of us, and he’s the second, I have concerns

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@crabby30somthng He’s being a boomer, it’s an adjustment but it is not terrible

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@IAM_DJ_Michael Diet Coke