Katherine

Design, marketing, and brand nerd | I have a lot of hot takes | Views = my own, Likes ≠ Endorsements | She/Her/Hers

[Katherine @kmaej]

If you like hearing people from Worcester say “three deckah,” this is the City Council meeting for you.

[Katherine @kmaej]

@speedofwhite Is that why there’s an insane police presence outside of City Hall right now?

[Katherine @kmaej]

Would rather eat glass than be at Boston Calling in this weekend’s weather

[Katherine @kmaej]

I can’t imagine having a drop of respect or admiration for this piece of literal shit human.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

In the last few days Elon
-Ignored the mother of his youngest child begging for help
-Ignored the mother of his favorite child begging for help
-Called an astronaut a slur for pointing out something he said that was obviously a lie
-Suggested bombing Mexico
-Suggested women can never be qualified to be pilots
-Called Tom Hanks a pedophile
-Followed a 17 year old girl
-Said journalists who criticize him should be imprisoned
-Believed a TikTok sketch was real
-Believed a picture from The Dark Knight Rises was real life

[Katherine @kmaej]

Pro tip for working in an office: nobody wants to hear the incredibly detailed story of your cyst, so don’t loudly talk about it in a common area when you have an office with a closing door. Follow me for more corporate culture tips!

[JoezMcfly🇩🇴 @JoezMcfLy]

Im sick and tired of mookie betts

[Katherine @kmaej]

@speedofwhite TBF it's not her real last name (it's a nickname-turned-last name) but I also learned that against my will.

[Katherine @kmaej]

Last-minute add-on a ballot question concerning candidate advertising. A YES vote permanently blocks New Hampshire candidates from advertising on Massachusetts stations. A NO vote immediately makes you a New Hampshire resident.

[Megan Johnson @megansarahj]

Just had a close call.

I woke up on the couch after dozing after work. “I’m cold. Should I turn the heat on?”

I stared into the mirror, and a young colonial girl tending to a fire stared back at me and shook her head.

Here’s what that taught me about thought leadership

[Katherine @kmaej]

The last time I saw my (former) PCP he was more focused on me living with my then-boyfriend (now husband FWIW) without a ring on my finger than he was about checking to make sure I was healthy during my annual physical.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

At ER with a POTS flare - heart rate is 180 at triage.

Nurse: “Are you fighting with your boyfriend sweetie?”

Me (somewhat indignant) “I don’t have a boyfriend. I have POTS”

Doctor: “Single? At your age? How come? You don’t want to be married?”

🧵/1

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

vampire weekend is phish for people who went to college on the east coast

[Katherine @kmaej]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/X7EMGOm6Jm

[Katherine @kmaej]

There’s a rich irony that the same people who are pressed over a capital gains tax can’t identify a pair of Tiffany earrings.

[Katherine @kmaej]

I'm never deleting this app.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Omg who did this?

[Katherine @kmaej]

@lalalalaurrrren @DerrickWilland

[Katherine @kmaej]

@lalalalaurrrren So much has changed...

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

"Do you have a minute to hop on a video chat?"

Me, in work from home goblin mode: