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of the newport chainsaws. she/her/hers🎶🎷🐛
Kellyn!

[✨🫥✨ @KMaeMag]

the downside of not drinking is that i dont have any explanation for why i cry at parties

[⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆L⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @brnjufasolia]

LETS GO FOR SCARIER AND MEANER NEXT YEAR

[✨🫥✨ @KMaeMag]

formed a pizza union in the mines of club penguin a few weeks ago and logged on to see that it has persisted but they insist on calling it a pizza cult and i dunno that feels apropos for what this year has been

[MJ @somanyjets]

Posted this and a link to the pattern. I got DMs telling me I was going to hell but I also got a DM from the pattern maker who told me the unexpected boost in sales helped her pay for her cancer treatments, so uhhhh your move christians

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

as we move toward election day I want everyone to keep in mind that this Listeria surge is 100% a ramification of the last Donald Trump presidency and his rollbacks on food safety and production regulations.

[✨🫥✨ @KMaeMag]

missed the chance to submit for the oracle class action settlement by only a few days

[Katya @oceanbullock]

julie andrews rejecting her tony nomination for victor/victoria (which not only she was predicted to win but which would’ve made her EGOT), to stand in solidarity with the rest of the production who were not recognized. a true queen

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Macbeth but these are the three witches

[justin ✩ @okjust1n]

“the Spotify student bundle used to include Hulu & Showtime just for $4.99”

[✨🫥✨ @KMaeMag]

Caught five minutes of the golden bachelorette and i hope she gets everything she wants but also i want a whole show thats just these guys hangin out

[✨🫥✨ @KMaeMag]

@Jacklyine 🚨no way perv!

[✨🫥✨ @KMaeMag]

when i am at my sewing machine henry will plop under my chair and lounge with either his butt or one of his feet gently touching my foot that's on the pedal which is perhaps the sweetest thing in the whole wide world

[Macon Prickett @MrMaconPrickett]

I can’t stop thinking about Gavin Creel and the joy that constantly radiated out of him both on stage and off. How perfect that his final miscast performance was a Mamma Mia medley that had the entire room on their feet and grinning ear to ear. What an unfathomable loss.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

You clearly weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered

[Sailor Starchild @StarchildSailor]

@HistoryMuppet "And the Muppet lot, which was not sold to the Church of Scientology"

[✨🫥✨ @KMaeMag]

@taylorlechat This is like a tailor made crisis for me I screamed aloud

[✨🫥✨ @KMaeMag]

foaming at the mouth

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Church of Scientology is reportedly planning to buy the Jim Henson Company Lot.

(Source: https://t.co/1jzXcjrQMb)

[lauren 💌 @lovemedleys]

theatre owners be like “noooo it’s not an easy decision” and the decision in question is flipping a switch and then flipping it back on approximately one minute later

[✨🫥✨ @KMaeMag]

Sincerely considering buying one of these so i can shake it up and re-sort it at my leisure what diagnosis is that

[kiah | missing dan and phil @dansoatmilk]

i'm actively sobbing