Taylor

Ask me how I feel about the Jonas Brothers.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

don't ever hate cats around me

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty!

[☥ @rosiesrib]

obsessed with ancient egypt bc everyone wore eyeliner and u would be put to death for harming or killing a cat

[‏ً @eitherwaydemi]

“where is he (joe)?” “i’m not sure” 😭

[ana⁴⁴ @anapau_villa]

Feliz día de la Met Gala a todos los que celebran.

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Remember who you are, weird girl

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone the Hairspray soundtrack comes on

[NASA @NASA]

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

[DARLENE MITCHELL @itsdarlenebtw]

You know what.. it’s been way too long since I’ve been in a lazy river. Bitch I love a lazy river!

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"So all the Simpson women turn out okay!"

"That's right, sweetie. The defective Simpson gene is on the 'Y' chromosome, so only men are affected."

#WomensDay2026

[Meli🍰 @melissacamara]

Nick was pregnant with Lovebug here

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

It’s all okay when you have a lil cat laying on you

[mlow @mayhewrote]

Wanna get rich so i can support every stray cat out there

[Cal @SimpGanassi]

I’ve never read Little Women, watched Rashomon or seen Guys and Dolls BUT I have seen the Simpsons bits about all of them so I effectively have a deep scholarly understanding of all of them