It’s so frustrating to not be able to find a fitness community where it doesn’t matter what supplements you take or workouts you do or anything like that. 🙄🤦🏼♀️
HERMAN: does this mean Texas is back, Matt?
MCCONAUGHEY: lemme clue you in on a little something, Tomás - there is no "back." We're just mollusks. In-ver-te-brates. Humble organisms occupying this here Mer-ce-des bio-dome. Let that stew in your innards, Squidman. Hook thee.
To the Great people of Alaska. You have been hit hard by a “big one.” Please follow the directions of the highly trained professionals who are there to help you. Your Federal Government will spare no expense. God Bless you ALL!
Coming into town for Saturday's @umichfootball game vs Indiana? Show your football ticket at the door Friday night to get free admission to #5 Michigan vs #6 Lehigh.
Don't have football tickets? RT this to enter a drawing for 2 tickets to U-M's last Big House game this season.
[invention of fish net stockings]
fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net!
fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little ... hot?
fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn