Kirstin

“I’m so fresh I got a tanning bed in house” - DJ Pauly D

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

Yooooo my Little’s name is Karen and I want all those tweets where they give massive sass to a said “Karen” so I can blow up her DMs. Help me out. Drop those tweets below

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

bbg: big breakfast girl

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

Audio messages when spilling tea >>>

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

Stress puts on jeans

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[ivan @insanities]

"are u taken?"
me: yes taken for granted

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

Me telling my brother how to dress for the female gaze.
Him telling me that defeats the purpose.
Me not quite understanding
Him saying he not looking for “the female gays”
Me explaining that I said “female gaze”…like what women look at / for with their eyes 😂😂😂

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

KGB - the King George Bible

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

If you don’t like Caesar salads, I don’t trust you

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

So I wore a shirt with a skeleton drinking coffee on it today and my students freaked out. They acted like they’ve never seen a skeleton before and kept asking me why I was wearing it

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

When your cousin is having trouble with her wifi so is going back and forth between her phone and laptop so at one point it looks like she has an evil demon spirit look alike on one square and her normal self in another square on FaceTime hahaha

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

@karenmosh_ Chronically late bestie 😅

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

Chronically late Painfully punctual
female 🤝 male

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

@LivCiarrocchi We love a needy bitch

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

@karenmosh_ Damn it, William

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

Nancy ain’t got no chill

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

#NewProfilePic

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

If you like olives, you’re foul

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

Anotha one https://t.co/wsYzYgDw6F

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

Yooooo my Little’s name is Karen and I want all those tweets where they give massive sass to a said “Karen” so I can blow up her DMs. Help me out. Drop those tweets below

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

https://t.co/3un8W50LUa

[Kirstin @kmart_013]

One of the first questions a student asked me this morning was “Can people really SEE God?” At 8:00 in the morning….