dr marxandra

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[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu]

the antifa supersoldiers have put woke algae back in the reflecting pool

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Sir a second European nation that likes to drink has hit boston

[theo! ⋆˚࿔ @theotricality]

i cannot stress how incredible it is that times square has been all cleaned up by 8 am. those mfs lit a fucking bus on fire on42nd street. the knicks work hard but nyc sanitation works harder.

[Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭ @21stcentury_ML]

Immense validation of the Chinese system

[JokerMakeupJacobite 🇮🇪👹🐋🐢🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ClwnPrncCharlie]

no one currently living except for Jalen Brunson and George Bush know the feeling of being trained since childhood to fight and defeat your father’s archenemy and succeeding.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Watching Donald Trump and Dana White walk out from the White House to the UFC Freedom 250 claw is such a beautiful tribute to Iran's glorious victory over America

[Beth @DanUgglaInUggs]

Knicks going to the Vatican instead of the White House

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS

THE CROWN HAS BEEN PASSED 👑

JALEN BRUNSON KING OF NEW YORK FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

BEST SPORTS MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!

[Amy Elizabeth @amonksy_]

In his defense he’s drunk

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Anyone in New York City cheering for or even watching Team USA rn is a traitor and a snake. New York only, rooting for America is treason against the Knicks.

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

Gwyneth Paltrow is the Bari Weiss of Debra Messings

[diana🇦🇺 @mv1siala]

feeling very mexican today

[Summer @xsummerchildx]

Actual footage of Mariska running to The Garden to beat the Spurs

[B @utdbrxy]

South Africa deserves this for giving the world Elon Musk