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[karan @kmath94]

burlington fart factory

[karan @kmath94]

how come music sounds slower when heartbeat increased

[karan @kmath94]

id say we are a few weeks away from a founder announcing their company doesn’t “do weekends” anymore and every person is required to set up agent tasks that run Sat & Sun 🫠

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
https://t.co/7tewUOBm0A

[karan @kmath94]

why is she moving like retired t mac

[Future Of The Retro @TraeK_]

Paige tried to warn KP

[karan @kmath94]

those of us crestview middle had more than one 🫡

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

We all had that one teacher who in retrospect was a practicing pedophile

[karan @kmath94]

@adri_ondacks https://t.co/j5vDZZGyey

[karan @kmath94]

jissouri

[judas 🫁 @franknwren]

im genuinely so confused on what name this is actually referring to like someone please help me out

[karan @kmath94]

@WinnieThePooj13 why am i paying for Apple TV+ just to pay an additional $3 to watch Uncut Gems?

[karan @kmath94]

still doesn't sit right with me that i have to pay multiple subscriptions per month just to still pay to watch a movie. i miss redbox

[karan @kmath94]

who said this platform didn’t allow for differing opinions?

[karan @kmath94]

hell isn’t hot enough

[The Associated Press @AP]

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is examining a plan to seal off humanitarian aid to northern Gaza in an attempt to starve out Hamas militants, a plan that could trap hundreds of thousands of Palestinians without food or water. https://t.co/6uzqEgQOwV

[karan @kmath94]

huge fan of Kristen bell, i just wish she would get cast as an edgy girl with a messy life who finds stability through a relationship

[karan @kmath94]

the phrase "unborn babies" is so unserious lmao are we just undead corpses then

[karan @kmath94]

im 30 now so I feel ok standing on this

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

I think it is annoying that people can take their dogs wherever they want now

[karan @kmath94]

I’ve never had a Trader Joe’s cashier flirt with me

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Naz Reid.

[Asbestos Insulation Enthusiast @rustbeltenjoyer]

Literally why would I do that

[karan @kmath94]

here I thought KDs shot g7 against the bucks would be the biggest “what if” of my lifetime

[karan @kmath94]

@ADBemus we are in the same era 🫡

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

When the hangout so good you gotta thank them for finding their way into your life