Kevin Mathisen

Along for the ride.

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient.

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@Amy_Wiedy It was great!

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@Amy_Wiedy Thanks for the invite, been looking for this one for a while! ☺️

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@susravioli Just for that, now you have to look at my eyeball too

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@briancalas @firewallfox100 Apologies, I didn’t know there were multiple membership levels 😂

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Scientists confirm that ADHD brain operates at full capacity only between 11pm and 2am.

Researchers baffled.
ADHD community: "Yeah, we know."

[AnechoicMedia @AnechoicMedia_]

America's postal system is a sort of negative lootbox where 99.9% of items are trash but the other 0.1% are special quest items that if not promptly handled result in crippling debts or your arrest.

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@Visii0nz https://t.co/SjRi7tAUlK This but in beverage form

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@TyyRexOfficial @Visii0nz THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@susravioli https://t.co/99FdZxbdv7

[Had to improvise a name @LizardKingXIII]

If he’s the liquid that implies that he can possess any vessel that ingests him

Now you are the kool aid man

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@FantasyGalaxies @firewallfox100

[𝐭 𝐫 𝐢 𝐱 𝐢 𝐞 ! 🎠 @theres_a_bea]

noah kahan joining the war on depression on the side of depression

[Loafy 🍞 ➡️ #SGDQ @TimLoafy]

Fish…

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@TimLoafy Oh hey my finger is in this

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@dr_ash_hole_22 I need this level of motivation tbh

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

2 weeks till ur sad i do not care about the weather you will be sad this summer

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@Arbys @AndrewMayne @DanaWessel

[Kevin Mathisen @kmathisen]

@DanaWessel @marissavoss I can’t actually prove it, but here’s the best I can do

[Jeremy Nygaard @jeremynygaard]

Pohlads: $2 beers til first pitch.

Also Pohlads: CUT THE POWER NOW