Max Clausen

Aaarrrgghhh I'm a pirate

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

@DavidBowieReal has passed but #LEGENDS live on forever
#RipBowie

[Loose Women @loosewomen]

Please retweet this picture to help men with depression issues know that help is always there. #SammysRainbow

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

The tour operators will just raise the cost of travel in those weeks @GMB #moneygrabbers

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I would like to apologise to Louis Van Gaal, in advance, for anything that may be said on @BBCMOTD tonight.

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

Our little Sammy D enjoying his new #xmas present #PieFace @PieFaceCafe lots of fun

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

Get in @LUFC #mot

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

@ReggieNBollie legend

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

The official result of the #UCLdraw

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

@kmaxclausen @TheXFactor @ReggieandBollie

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

#reggieandbollie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

I thought you @antanddec had been waiting for him to be the camp chef #masterchef

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

So tense @imacelebrity my heart nearly stopped and I don't mind snakes! Well done @fernemccann u deserve to win after that.

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

@ReggieNBollie the new @antanddec but better! My favorite @TheXFactor contestant by a mile. #ISmellAsummerhit

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

Will somebody just sort those 2 bitches out! @CBBJenna @CBBFarrah #CBB

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

cry je rr t to re er rr the t the

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

@PiratesMallorca Baaaaaarrrrrrccclaaayyyysssss

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

Barcelona have agreed a £64m deal with Juventus to sign Paul Pogba in July 2016. (Source: Gazzetta dello Sport)

[Pirates Adventure @PiratesMallorca]

Our pirates are coming to a pool near you! Which hotel you would like us to come to and when to meet your little one?

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF @GameOfThrones #GameofThrones #GameofThronesFinale #GoT

[Max Clausen @kmaxclausen]

@pinksparks1 @PiratesMallorca @TinaHigginson Yes please ;)