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A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor. UIC '15. ALLCITY Partnerships Team @DNVR_Sports @CHGO_Sports @PHNX_Sports @PHLY_Sports @DLLS_Sports | AKΨ

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

Perd Hapley & legendary news woman Joan Callamezzo. @nocontextpawnee

[Zack Czajkowski @ZackCz]

Who should moderate the first Presidential debate? Wrong answers only.

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP

[RG 📷 @RyanGreeneDNVR]

Come to Denver, Bron - the @DNVR_Nuggets got you covered 👀

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

I don't think people realize how many Polish people live in the Chicagoland area.

[Jakub Kłyszejko @jakubklyszejko]

Dokonało się. Robert Lewandowski ruszy na podbój USA i stanie się jedną z największych gwiazd MLS🇺🇸

Kierunek biznesowo bardzo ciekawy, sportowo - mam wątpliwości. Lewy otrzymał gigantyczny kontrakt, a takich pieniędzy nie dostałby w Europie. Mimo wszystko nie spodziewam się wielkiego WOW w polskich domach i zarywania nocek na Apple TV.

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

Hot take: #HouseoftheDragon season 2 is way better on rewatch.

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

It’s not even subtle. #HouseOfCards

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kim Jong Un thinks this is a bit much

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

I just so love that the Yankees are on this list

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

The New York Knicks won the NBA championship 😭

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

@ErikRuby @MaxDavidSimpson Jail

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

Going out on top 💪

[Nick 20-0 @nickbomb_]

@MillsTwitch I created an NFL version at https://t.co/ChfVXLH6zN for the football fans out there

Loved the idea and wanted to expand it to another sport - feel free to check it out!

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

Why do people have to apologize for this nowadays? He’s completely right.

[Ryan Ripken @ryanripkenshow]

Ben McDonald talked about his comments on yesterday's postgame:

"As you guys know, I briefly lost my mind on yesterday's post-game show just out of frustration more than anything... I'm invested in this team... and I just want to see these guys do good..."

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

My liver cannot handle another global pandemic.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: World Health Organization says there are now 5 confirmed hantavirus cases.

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

@JustinTMichael NuBilt Justin!

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

End the sports industry debate and do gameday/game-day/game day. Put us all out of our misery @APStylebook

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

We added new terms to AP Stylebook Online last week:
* jumpscare
* fanbase
* lipsync
* offside
* primetime
All of them are styled as one word with no hyphen.

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

Why did we as a society decide everything needs to be cookie-cutter and multi-use (yes, I do know why)? Nobody wants these lifeless overpriced game days.

If the Packers ever tried this, history will say World War 3 started in a small town in Wisconsin.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Built for the fans, by the fans.

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

Stop. Rebranding. Everything.

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

They did the partnership with the city’s pick that hates ketchup the most?

[CHGO Bears @CHGO_Bears]

Logan Jones was unaware of Heinz’s “Mr. 57” offer but ended his Zoom call with:

“Let’s go ketchup.”

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

@editti22 Major League defense is fun!

[KMAX @kmaxhimer]

Sometimes I think they’re doing it on purpose #Orioles

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

Just your average double play by the Orioles defense

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

The Orioles announce Zach Eflin underwent successful right elbow UCL reconstruction surgery today.

He's out for the season.