Kevin McCallister

Rich Kid, future finance bro, Chiraq native, Cubs fan 🇺🇸

[Kevin McCallister @kmclstr]

For what’s it worth

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Tom Ricketts walked past me after the game and looked fucking pissed.

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I voted for Dingler, Guerrero, Young, McKinstry, Story, Alvarez, Báez, Bellinger, Caglianone, Kelly, Busch, Hoerner, Bregman, Swanson, Ballesteros, Crow-Armstrong, Happ, Suzuki. VOTE NOW: https://t.co/eD6ltcOplI #AllStarBallot

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GeoSports · June 1st
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I am in a TikTok comment section argument with a chene boy RN

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@robcracks Italian mob member in 1920s NYC

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

Pope Leo XIV praised the soon-to-be beatified Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen, saying that his broadcasts touched millions with the hope of the Gospel.

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@BreakfastBacon1 2020 Nelk was great too

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How does one wear a whoop, Apple Watch and Rolex all at the same time

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Ben Brown?

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North London forever chokers

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Kevin McCallister @kmclstr]

@Cubs Fuck you

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I had a dream last night that the Cubs will sign Murakami and trade PCA to the Yankees

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I’m drunk

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If your prospective girlfriend has seen the show sex and the city run for the fucking hills

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@MurrayHillGuy1 She slightly resembles Anne Hathaway

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@Cubs @voiceofcohen2 @WatchMarquee @MotorolaUS Who gives a fuck

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@nickysmokess Lmao

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@DanGlesack_ Why is he telling you to chill out