kelsi

1/2 air, 1/2 water. technically the glass is always full | Rest in Peace Mom 🌼 | #BLM | IUAlum | IG @ kmxfitness

[kelsi @kmcmartens]

Why do I feel the need to still censor my tweets? I’m not in school and I work in a GYM. Hahah FUCK! Lolz

[kelsi @kmcmartens]

#NewProfilePic been a minute but we’re back

[kelsi @kmcmartens]

Crazy to get on twitter and see people I went to school/college with are literally on the red carpet, at at NFL games, are artists, are analysts, creators, models, working for Spotify, famous on the internet.
Pop OFF INDIANA PEOPLE !!!!!!

[kelsi @kmcmartens]

Back again hey world

[kelsi @kmcmartens]

I’m back twitter. It’s been some months

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I was in LOVE with a stripper, but I just LIKED the bartender

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

[kelsi @kmcmartens]

Can something good and new and exciting please happen for me soon ☹️

[-.- @theearthyvirgo]

Remember the best person in your life is a Virgo.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Today’s cover of The New York Times Sunday Review

[kelsi @kmcmartens]

I do not care about the after affect I will eat a full bowl of baked beans

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

No cell phone. Just a man watching Tiger with a Michelob Ultra.

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

Me leaving Trader Joe’s with a bunch of obscure items I can’t even put a meal together with

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

It is perfect weather to spend money

[Over-educated, under-loved 🧀 @drweecho]

So here’s something heavy that I haven’t spoken about publicly yet, until now:

Last month I found out I was pregnant. I had an IUD in place, which is considered to be 99.9% effective at preventing pregnancy. I still got pregnant.

1/ 🧵

[Matt Kiebus @mjkiebus]

You become an adult twice.

When you turn 18.

And when you find out how much it costs to professionally frame something at Michael’s.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Women want one thing: to quit their job and spend the day drinking iced coffee and going between target, Barnes and noble, TJ Maxx and homegoods

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

“no worries if not,” she threatened

[braylonnn @braylon125]

a girl’s relationship with her father really does effect the way she views or interacts with boys