Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine
Me after the Phillies blew it last year: “Fucking fuck every single goddamn year with this shit nothing is ever going to fucking change with this team fuck my life I’m not falling for this shit again next year.”
Me after the first Schwarbomb of the 2026 Phillies season:
i was absolutely born in the right generation. i love being drunk in an uber home at 2:48 on a thursday , no kids, one cat, about to microwave some bullshit from trader joe’s.
sometimes i remember i soon will get to sit down in a movie theatre and see a BRAND NEW Hunger Games film for the first time again and i get incredibly emotional like…how blessed am i.