paulie walnuts🫧

31 she/her 🪴

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

and today at the ripe age of 31 I decided it’s finally time to watch Hamilton

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Bruh those Aren’t compulsions they’re Important Steps in my Mission

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

dude how was I getting 56 likes on a very unoriginal tweet back in 2019 but now every time I tweet it’s like speaking into a vacuum. where the hell did everyone go??

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

when my kid shits herself right after I put her in a new diaper at 3 am

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

my baby turns 1 tomorrow 🩵

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

I hate when I FaceTime my mom saying “this will be quick I swear” and she actually makes sure it’s quick… girl we FaceTimed for over an hour last night, where is that energy tonight

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

God I love market basket

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The local grocery chain here in RI/MA had a local artist paint its Fourth of July flyer, and I think in a world of AI slop, stuff like this is awesome.

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Yeah I’ve heard good things! I don’t know if I have Apple TV right now but I’ll definitely check it out. On another topic, do you think I am capable of being loved genuinely

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

I fear it would only take me one step backwards in my mental health journey to become a Hamilton fan

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

just had a burrito so good I had to leave a review on yelp

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

No one has ever been as chopped as I am at work right now

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

Please ignore the grass in the back that needs to be weed whacked, we’re working on it I swear

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

It’s crazy how putting effort into making my deck look nice for summer every day has single-handedly improved my life/summer seasonal depression. I’m not even close to being satisfied with how it looks so I can’t imagine how much better I’ll feel when I’m done

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

the fact that dust exists is so annoying!!! why am I being punished for not frequenting a certain spot in my house??

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

what the inside of my AirPods case looks like is between me and god

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

@mamainottawa Nora was doing the same thing😕 I brought it up w/ her teacher &she monitored it at snack time but there’s no way to know what happens at lunch in the cafeteria. I told her I’d pack whatever she wants for lunch if it meant she’d actually eat but I think she still throws some away

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

I am so SICK of sh*tting my butt off immediately after consuming a morsel of food at work. What have I done to deserve this life

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

I saw the greatest bumper sticker of all time today

[paulie walnuts🫧 @kmdonnn]

I have a condition where I won’t buy a cute, multi-piece outfit for my kids if I don’t think I can work the pieces individually into their existing clothes for more outfit options. This is a problem because there are so many cute outfits I want to buy