Kate Metzinger

Mom, marketing exec, wife, friend, daughter, sister and circus manager. This is my circus and these are my monkeys!

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

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Dear Lord. Hubs has been on the phone with @AppleSupport for 1+ hrs trying to recover an account for 6yo. It is useless and I guess we are an Android family now 🤷‍♀️

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I should have put an over/under on amount of questions my 6 YO could ask during the half time show. #superbowlbetting

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@jrd006 @ihapp_1 @DMekkes7 @zshort_20 I support this if the beach is closer to me

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It’s hasn’t been easy working, homeschooling and mom-ing, but playing a teeny part in something that will help families has been a bright spot. ❤️ #gpemployee

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@ajc Isn’t that more of a forgone conclusion vs breaking news???

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@nickjayres Nailed it.

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Probably right

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

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Well dang. Time to go to plan C

[TitosVodka @TitosVodka]

@Johanna4250 Per the CDC, hand sanitizer needs to contain at least 60% alcohol. Tito's Handmade Vodka is 40% alcohol, and therefore does not meet the current recommendation of the CDC. Please see attached for more information.

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@mickeycloud Excited for you and your spring addition. #girldad life suits you though 🙂

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Not only did I have to abandon a cart full of stuff, but now answering 10000 questions from a 4 YO on why the system is broken, what broke it, what happens to our cart of stuff....#targetdown #nowwhat

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Shout out to 30-something guy next to me on flight straight up watching Lion King on WiFi. Auburn fan, so guess you have to find happy place somehow today?

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@nickjayres How optimistic you are that you think it is only in the rain. These folks can’t drive on dry road, buddy!

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RIP to the creatives who died of self-loathing when agreeing to do a Super Bowl ad about the obscure product benefit of no corn syrup. #SuperBowlAds #knowyourconsumer #whenbrandmanagerswritecopy

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I convinced (with Google help) my 60+ yo dentist that Hall & Oates is in fact singing “you’re a Rich Girl” & not “you’re a bitch girl”, so he should definitely stop singing it the wrong way. My best deed all week. 😜🎶 #yourewelcome

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@nickjayres I missed first 20ish minutes. The last 5 min made it worthwhile. They had some bad luck with cast injury and no good back up plan. Still worth a watch.

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Was it perfect? no. Did I still ugly cry? Yes. First saw this on broadway in 1998-ish & many times since, yet still with the crying. 😭#RentLive

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@nickjayres Yep. No shortage of $$ there. Still a @CocaCola loyal, but have a soft spot for good marketing. 😉

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Top notch trolling from @pepsi in @CocaCola backyard. #contextmatters #superbowlads #mediageek