Kylie🍂

raging pacifist

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

Nobody:
Alabama Emergency Alerts:
⚠️HEY THIS THING HAPPENED 3 COUNTIES OR ROUGHLY 38 DOLLAR GENERALS AWAY FROM YOU THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT JUST WANTED TO SCARE THE BEJESUS OUT OF YOU⚠️

[Clipping @clppng]

As somebody who barely uses IG, I feel like a non-Californian on here when there’s an earthquake

[Kylie🍂 @kmg9813]

a story in two photos

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

LEAVE. THE GREEN MASK. FROM THE PYRAMID. ALONE.

[Kylie🍂 @kmg9813]

this is a real text my sister just sent me

[prance @bocxtop]

what stage of capitalism is setting the ocean on fucking fire

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

when rectangular pool does something hilarious

[Ben B @benb183]

Pixel Griffin has secrets #mbmbamlive

[Kylie🍂 @kmg9813]

Special skills include: getting somewhere 30 minutes early, sitting in the car for 10 minutes, and then getting anxious about being too early

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Im never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

Pets should calm down about wet food

[cam @climaxximus]

fuck u ice cream man i know you saw me

[McKay Coppins @mckaycoppins]

My two oldest kids (8 and 6) ask me to tell them an “interesting fact” every night at bedtime. Having now exhausted my own supply of memorized trivia as well as several random lists on the internet, I’m taking suggestions below…

[toby is the scranton strangler @OhHELLNawl]

That hill kicked everybody ass 🤣🤣

[heather 🦝 @ItsJustHedy]

is it just me or does today suck for everyone