Mr. Mustachios

I’m a big cat with luxurious mustaches.

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@springfieldNL This story is missing a paragraph contextualizing the issue. What exactly is the FDA’s mandate?

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@sovietvisuals She’s a fine girl.

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@TheRickWilson @nypost That doughball parks his cart on the green.

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@MeetThePress @jmart The saddest thing here is that they think they are saying something important.

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@ChevronColorado The world will cheer when you’re finally put out of business.

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@PhDhurtBrain @TheTattooedProf Grammar, logic, and rhetoric, baby. The English Department is back!

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@RonFilipkowski So, this is … good news for the English and Math departments?

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@TheMontyDon Get well soon, Mr. Don!! We’re sending good thoughts your way!

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@AGAndrewBailey What a repellent person you are.

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@springfieldNL What a hateful asshole. Is there a way to recall him?

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@dhanson70 @markfollman Teenypeen McTanshisballz has thoughts.

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@springfieldNL Kinda sad the commissioner of ed doesn’t know the difference between infer and imply. I give her a 38%.

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@springfieldNL What a bunch of hateful assholes.

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@HonkIfUrHoary @TheTattooedProf Top tier tweet!

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@springfieldNL Harvested. Ya know, picked off the vine…like tomatoes or zucchini.

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@DouthatNYT Cheering the “sharp political point” of dehumanizing vulnerable people doesn’t get your name in the Book of Life, Ross. Which is another way of saying, you are a gross creep.

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@springfieldNL Bigots and bashers have no business on the school board.

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@chrislhayes Smoked soy sauce.

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@mercedesschlapp

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@nprpolitics What’s her origin story? Headmistress of a girl’s school in a Roald Dahl story?