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a Denver Bratz doll

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me waiting for my man to put his shoes on, after I took 2 hrs to get ready

[𝔍𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔫 @AvgTofuEnjoyer]

we got new flavored thc vapes at my work and they’re shaped like lip gloss 🥲💅🏻

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You're supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Looks, genetics, connections, dad's money, whatever.

There's nothing noble about choosing the hardest path just to feel like an underdog.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

cigarettes are actually good for the environment because they kill people

[Michael J. Miraflor @michaelmiraflor]

Bartholomew has that shit on.

[🥝 @kMilly_7]

Me

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

name someone who would have this in their house

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

The US didn't want to let the Iranian football team in the country because they were afraid all the women would leave with them

[🥝 @kMilly_7]

Deadass

[dubyes @dubyesmusic]

@internet_james_ he’s a better man than me i be posting

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[adriely @adrielycrf]

“não pode torcer pra uma seleção que não é a sua"

eu quando uma seleção africana tirar o título de uma seleção europeia

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

My body is not a temple it is a 2009 toyota corolla that smells like weed

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

[🥝 @kMilly_7]

This man has me feeling so babygirl that I was perusing the web looking at stuffed animals….. almost forgot I was a thug

[chance @chanceposts]

need a beautiful woman to make me watch love island and explain the sociological nuance of all the relationships to me