Kimberly Mitschke

teacher*~dreamer*~musician*~girl boss and most importantly, mommy & wife

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

How is this a reasonable amount of time for any individual to wait? Longer than 6.5 hours?! I am a stay at home mom and am lucky to be at home during the day and it still shouldn’t be expected! That’s an entire day on the phone. Why can you not have a call back system?

[RBC @RBC]

@kmitz21 We appreciate your feedback & your patience. Our security team continues to experience extremely long wait times, please know they're getting to each call as quickly as they can. We ask that you remain on the line when calling so that you don't lose your place in the queue. ^SF

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

SIX AND A HALF HOURS. The amount of time I sat on hold and still never got anyone to answer my call from @RBC fraud line. I woke up this morning still raging about it. Lifelong customer w/ all my accounts and this experience makes me want to cancel every single one. #brutal

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

When you accidentally refer to the piggy bank plug as the pig’s butt plug, and then your 4 & 7 year old continue on to talk about butt plugs 😳…. whoops. #momfail #letscallitsomethingelse

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

Actual footage of my 8 month old while trying to dress him every morning. #nowimsweating

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

Well I could watch this on repeat all day ... 🤣

[Ladyofyourlife @orleansway]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

@DanDelray @SteveEarle I think the bigger concern is - you are turning 50 this year? #oldballs 🤣 😚

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

When you don’t have your kids on a road trip and one of the classics by your fav artist starts playing, you crank that shit and have a personal concert with #noshame. #playingalltheinstruments #nailedit #evenatstoplights #peoplethinkmamalosthermind 🤣 Love me some @garthbrooks❤️

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

Some days you meal plan, other days you eat deep ‘n delicious cake out of the pan. It’s all about balance, right? #guesswhichididtoday

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

Ha! #mindblown

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

@evrazplacelive The lightening is still pretty frightening out here... I am seriously baffled at how this is safe ?? Don’t get me wrong, I love Garth Brooks and was just as excited as anyone to have tickets to this but definitely think refunds should be offered at this point....

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

So here’s an idea: how about all of us parents whose kids received a #PoopsieUnicorn from Santa band together and throw this (quite literal) glitter shit at the creators of the product? #whatintheactualeff 😬

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

When your 2 year old decides to start sleeping through the night *winning*, the same week you get a kitten who definitely does not. *we be dumb @mitschke1983* #foreversleepy #ownworstenemies #luckytheyarecute

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

@Anthony_Wiggle Heartwarming! 💕😊

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

“I would rather pay money to go to @TheWiggles concert than have someone pay me to attend a @LukeBryanOnline one.” - @mitschke1983 😆😆 #truestory #saturdayqotd

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

@aregan593 @TheWiggles Don’t have yet, lol might kick myself and eat my words if I can’t get to one of the prairie shows but we aren’t picky where we go! Hoping to get for one of the Regina ones.

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

Who’s gonna be more excited when I tell the kids we get to go see @TheWiggles in October ?! #definitelymom #canadiantour #woopwoop #bestnewsever #happykidshappymama 😁

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

@Scoop032418 @TheWiggles My son is only 1.5 years old and he already went through a stage where @TheWiggles were the only thing that would make him stop crying if upset! Haha they are magical and very well loved in our house by all! 💕

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

Haha who is this like @mugzy052 ? 😬@mitschke1983 https://t.co/EVs8nnerZG

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Sorry if I haven’t replied to your email.

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

Who can I blame for not being able to buy chocolate teddy grahams in Canada for what feels like forever? Trump? #whynot #cocoawasthebest #ThoughtForTheDay

[Kimberly Mitschke @kmitz21]

You know you’re getting old when there is something therapeutic about spring cleaning. #ahhh #gettingthere #cleanhouse #happymama