Kayla

I bring a sort of ✨chaos✨

[Kayla @kmjooss]

I wonder what it's like to have your life together

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Definitely going to start using this as an excuse to blow off events moving forward.

“Hey man, you coming to that dinner tonight?”

“Circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so.”

[Felipe Galli @FEscrutinio]

Erika Kirk: "Europa se rindió ante los criminales y ya no es segura como USA con Trump"

Trump hoy en la mismísima Casa Blanca:

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

a Corgi outperforming the American president in leadership is just so very 2026

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

So it’s “protect women’s sports” until it’s time to laugh at them in a locker room… got it

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Trump: We need to protect women’s sports!!!!

Also Trump: Yeah so they’re gonna make me invite those stupid girls too or everyone is gonna get mad at me lolz

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Epstein related arrests: zero

Nancy Guthrie: still missing

FBI Director:

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Perfect

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

For the millions of women who voted for Donald Trump...

How could you ever vote for this???

[Gissur Simonarson @GissiSim]

Holy shit

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

maybe if Americans didn't want people speaking Spanish in America they shouldn't have conquered and annexed Puerto Rico

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

hey so this is fucking crazy

[Steve Harrington’s BMW @realmommyflex]

So let me get this straight. DECADES of #Autism research (not 20 years - not 40 years - 80 YEARS) didn’t find a link proving causation due to medications but RFK found one in a few weeks? Even when autism predates Tylenol by almost 15 years? Yeah, that sounds plausible. Fuck off.

[Tom @DrawsTom]

Nothing Bad can Happen ! It Can only Good Happen. But with Tylenol, Don't take it !

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you can’t pronounce Acetaminophen, you probably shouldn’t be giving out medical advice related to Acetaminophen.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Me deciding to take a scooter home when I’m drunk.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Wow that’s a relief. I was worried they hadn’t done the proper research

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Iceland is the world’s biggest consumer of SSRIs. They’ve had less than 10 gun homicides since 2020; in the US, there have been over 90,000.

Japan is one of the largest video game markets in the world. They have 10 gun deaths per year; the US has nearly 50,000.

It’s the guns.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

in america we destroy them to keep the prices high