kelseymarie

5’2” filled with snacks and attitude

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Vibes ✨

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If you’re thinking of going to hard rock rivieria maya … don’t .. place is ghetto as fuck

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It’s wednesday at 11pm and I’m walking my cat to the sink because the two water fountains we’ve purchased do not please him.

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Being the middle of a sleepy sandwich between my husband and the cat is a peak in life

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I’m in bed drinking a twisted tea reading ACOMAF. That’s the tweet. I’m old now 😅

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I miss my kitten 🥹

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I’m fully prepared that no one at my wedding Saturday will say I light up a room but no one can deny I’m a great time 😅

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@Delta what a nightmare today has been boo-boo

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I just had my last dress fitting and stopped at McDonald’s on the way home.

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My wedding is 8 weeks away and I had leftover chicken wings for brunch. I am not cut out for this healthy life lmao

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I posted about the iconic 2001 film
Josie and the Pussycats on #nationalwomensday and it did not receive nearly enough attention lol #3smallwords

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@narca9 I was dumbfound by how much I genuinely loved this movie. 10/10

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@CityOfBoston if you’re gonna close the roads and prevent me from getting to work could you atleast post about it somewhere. People who run businesses are so beyond annoyed.

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Back where it all started

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I would like to start a support group for people with snoring partners lmao
maybe we could exchange bedtime stories or brands of ear plugs because I absolutely shouldn’t be awake rn

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My friend groups love language is hot pot Lmfao

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I could go back to therapy or I could
Continue to buy Halloween decorations in September

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@hfbr3w No hot tea it was a good ole days rant before we were born lmfaooo

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are you normal or did you mom talk shit about like 4 generations of your family today 🤪🤪🤪

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I need someone to remind me I’m almost 31 and I need absolutely no Barbie merch