OG kayla

Having a conscience is the worst. Having a baby is the best.

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

Fucking hornets.

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

Shout out to the lady at the bus stop who spoke no English and saw me being harassed by a hornet and started smacking it with her bag. You saved a life today. I felt really bad because the hornet started chasing her instead.

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

Jesus mother fuck shit HOLLOW KNIGHT SILK SONG CHRIST FUCK

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

I wonder what it’s like to have your feet touch the bottom of the bus instead of dangle like a 7 year old child’s. What a gift.

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

I wonder if when Microsoft made Microsoft teams they realized it would be used solely to exchange gifs with your preferred coworkers about your less preferred coworkers

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

I really hate when I wake up and remember my dream and it was needing to pee

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

I now know it means gangs and drugs. what a relief.

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

when I was little for some reason I thought that whenever I saw shoes tied together hanging over a power line it meant a kid died and those were his shoes.

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

‘Ahh another child taken too soon’ - me age 11

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

I now know it means gangs and drugs. what a relief.

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

‘Ahh another child taken too soon’ - me age 11

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

‘I fucking love Jamie Lee Curtis. She can do it all’

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

ChatGPT is the therapist we all knew we needed

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

‘I don’t know about stars. That’s crazy’ - me on Astrology

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

Anyway that’s enough tweets about the Mission Impossible movies

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

When I was a teenager I saw Mission Impossible for the first time and then immediately rented the other 3 (there were only 3 then) and watched them all back to back and I’ve never been happier.

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

I will be absolutely devastated

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

I wonder how old Tom Cruise will be when he finally can’t do the mission impossible anymore

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

Rolling into playoff season like ‘I’m here for a good time not a long time’ #gohabsgo #NHLPlayoffs

[OG kayla @kmombo22]

If Taylor Swift doesn’t do something soon I’m gonna LOSE IT