Captain Awesome

Pronounced: Kay-Monarch-7: The foremost authority on absolutely nothing worth knowing.

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Okay....I wanna play Chess with @MichaelVick. Dream game.

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@reginachusid Hunga Tonga is the name of my new speed metal band.

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@2_Point_Dog Going to the sportsbook tomorrow. Whatcha got for me this weekend? Let's clean house like we did in 2016.

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@evanfoxy @PatMcAfeeShow Great call on the Bucks.

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@BengalBombSquad Go get em this weekend, Squad. Will be cheering from Chicago and reminiscing about the trip to the 'Lou.

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@PatMcAfeeShow Hey hombre. Fellow Mountaineer here....long time fan of yours, but haven't had a large chance to listen to the show. I am not ashamed to say that cried during the announcement. Thank you for making the Old Gold and Blue proud. #HailWV

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Back in the 513 for the first time in 4 years....
#RuleTheJungle

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@LanceMcAlister I have no words...

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@Buccigross Depends if they take the lead out of his foot. He is his own worst enemy.

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@LanceMcAlister it's like we're watching a Bengals game from the early Marvin era. Goodness help us.

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@bomani_jones I wish it were the Mike Jones missed tackle that gave the Rams the Super Bowl. I dont have a fight in that game at all, but that miss made the difference.

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FUCK THE FACEBOOK https://t.co/YLQ5SblfS2

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@superstitious99 Hey Gorgeous...how are you? Sorry that I have been radio silent for a while. Are things going well?

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Dave Grohl, thank you for all you have done. My wife and I bought tickets to see you in Milwaukee. I'm not asking for anything, just saying "Thank you" for all the joy you have brought to this life.

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I know he won't see this, but Mr Eddie Murphy, my dad wore a Mumford t-shirt under his mining wear for 3 decades. Every single night. He is retired now, and I just bought him a replacement...thank you for the great memories. #AxelF

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@GeoffHobsonCin Ocho had 4 straight seasons of 1000 yards. It’s awesome of Higgs to honor a Bengal legend. Sorry Pickens

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@Cryptozoic Are the limited edition cards to be sold there individually?

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@ShaneHelmsCom AA and Tully were freaking fabulous. I miss the slingshot duplex.

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@HowardBeck What up with that, Beck?!?