pawg save america

delightfully unhinged socialist hotty

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

there’s nothing a dick could do to my throat that dry swallowing an anti depressant hasn’t

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

i think the offensive rebound is the name of the game in today’s nba

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

another true detective watch deep and i think the best quote is actually “you are the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch”

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

@VivianKesandre i did a margarita tower when i was in Chicago and it nearly fucking killed me tbh

[໊ @wynavira]

you met me at a very mentally ill time in my life

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

there always has to be a dumb bitch at the bar ruining the vibe by putting the mountain goats on the jukebox. lucky for all of you that dumb bitch is me

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

the fun part of staying with friends for a while is that they learn really intimate things about you like when they call something a train and you chime in to correct them that it is a funicular

[welcome to our trash revolution @trash_panda97]

at halftime the three of them are gonna get oiled up and wrestle at center court

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

need him so bad

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

@katharine_ph thank you ❤️ i will get it together i just have to bitch about it the whole time

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

if your weight loss has stalled might i suggest a crushing depressive episode that makes all food taste like cardboard and increases your reliance on cigarettes by 60%

[HOLD THE LINE STARMER #MISTAKESINTOMIRACLES @GarlicCorgi]

If you are anywhere near the white house or the president seek shelter NOW

[pawg save america @kmpossible_]

@peachofababy he scares me :(

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

people really dont like when you are always sad and something is Always happening to you

[norberg & co @franzkatka]

do i stink or something

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

caring is cool!!!!!!!!!

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas